🐐🧘 The Great Goat Takeover: Forney Can’t Stop Doing Yoga With Goats

This fall, the goats aren’t just nibbling on grass—they’re stealing the spotlight with two big Goat Yoga events in Forney. One comes with lattes and pastries, the other with Halloween costumes and a herd of Instagram-ready goats.

🐐☕ Goat Yoga at the Goat Farm Coffee House

Date: Saturday, September 14, 2025
Time: 9:00 AM – 10:00 AM
Location: Goat Farm Coffee House, Forney, TX

If you’ve ever thought, “Yoga would be better if a goat climbed on me mid-plank,” this is your moment. The Goat Farm Coffee House is hosting a bleat-and-stretch session where certified instructors guide you through poses while goats add their own, uh, “weight training.”

After the class, you can reward yourself with coffee roasted on-site, goat-milk cheesecake, or a well-earned muffin—because you’ve basically done resistance training with farm animals.

🎟 Grab your tickets here.

🎃👻 Halloween Goat Yoga with Forney Parks & Rec

Date: Saturday, October 25, 2025
Time: 3:00 PM
Location: Forney Community Park

Just when you thought goat yoga couldn’t get any cuter, along comes the Halloween edition. Hosted by Forney Parks & Recreation and Goat Yoga Dallas, this one features goats dressed up in full Halloween costumes. Picture yourself holding tree pose next to a goat in a Dracula cape—tell us that’s not worth the registration fee.

But here’s the catch: space is limited to just 75 people, and it always sells out. Registration opens tomorrow at noon, so set an alarm if you don’t want to be ghosted by the goat squad.

🎟 Register through Forney Parks & Rec here.

Why Goats?

Simple: goats are funny. They’re playful, unpredictable, and absolutely committed to turning any yoga class into a comedy show. Sure, you’ll stretch and breathe and find your zen—but you’ll also leave with sore abs from laughing and at least one blurry goat selfie destined for Instagram fame.

Final Baaa-lamce

Whether you want a peaceful morning with coffee and caprines or a spooky-season showdown with costumed goats, Forney has you covered. Two goat yoga events. Two chances for hilarity. Endless bleating.

So dust off that yoga mat, wear something you don’t mind sharing with a goat, and prepare yourself: because in Forney this fall, it’s not just yoga… it’s goat yoga.